She’s 52 Months
Get this grown ass woman out this stroller please
leopard seals are basically big vicious water cats
sometimes i look back at my drawings and im like
"hey maybe i can actually pass off as a serious artist"
but then i look through my files and
public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity
and then you look down at your textbook and its like
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justin bieber yelling swaggie
thats it really
i’m fucking reblogging this for the tenth time i fucking laugh so hard at this
well this annoying thing happens like every day:
I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES
Benedict Cumberbatch during Lupita’s acceptance speech
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
I have so much love for everything about this including you guys thank you
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon